Si Tim Lee Kim

Akala ko noon, simpleng probinsiyano lang ako. Nasalta sa Makati, natutong mag-ayos ng konti, gumimik, uminon to the max, yosi, droga and yon na! But NO!

Sabi nga ni Ate Pooch, I belong in the D-list status quo. 'Syal di ba? Marami kasi siyang alam, a.k.a. MKA! (Marame Kang Alam!) Tseh!

Pero honestly, I didn't expect that famous people could lay their interest on me. I wanna tell a story from a not so distant past.

I'll tell a story about Tim Lee Kim. Tim Lee Kim is a part-time owner of a famous gay club around the metro. Let's call it, Club Gay. This is where gays, discreet gays, transvestites, even straight men and women go who has this sosyal-ako-di-ako-nag-be-bed air, and a slight cheap-ang-Malate mentality. But I have friends there, so I love it. I go there almost three times a week. 'Syal (nasally said)!

Isang beses, habang umaamats ako sa smoking area ng Club Gay, siyempre, silent mode ako, ewan ko ba, minsan may mga shobley na tinatanggal sa katawan ko ang social skills ko. Shet! Nang, may bigla akong napansin sa likuran ko. I sensed, isang mama, matipuno ang katawan, may dalang wine glass at naka sleeveless shirt na red. I checked him out, and it was Tim Lee Kim. And he quickly made that disticnt expression in his face. He is like twitching his mouth down right, and his browse up to his hairline and crumples his forehead, and still looks japanese. Sabay bati, "Ang taas-taas mo na naman... hmp!" Exclaiming disappointed but I really did not care. Shet! Babasagin na naman ako neto.

He seated next to me, and my eyes closed. My ESP tells me that Tim Lee Kim is making that face again and staring at how I enjoy my hit. Ang chaka! Sabay sabe, "Baket di ka nalang kasi gumaya saken, alcoholic lang?" And, I said to myself, "Tseh! Alcoholic din ako!"

Hindi nakuntento ang lola mo, hinila niya ako sa labas ng smoking area kasi ipapakilala daw niya ako sa buong Club Gay. Heller! Friends ko na kaya yan sila. Then he loudly called the attention of everyone in the second floor.

"CHILDRENNNN!!! HEAR YOUR MOTHERRRRR!!!"
"CHILDRENNN!!! MEET... YOUR FATHERRR!!!

Am sorry what now? Wala akong magawa kundi ngitian nalang silang lahat na mga childrennn ni motherrr. Mej di ko feel and eksena, pero ngiti lang, composure.

Then I said, "No!" Turo ko si Tim Lee Kim, "Mother," at tinuro ko naman sarili ko, "daughter." Sinimangutan lang ako. Although, basag na basag na ako. NaTY na ang P1,200.00 kong shobley. Sigh! Wink wink!