Bloopers, Inc.

Friday night, a date, Erick, a friend, Kuya Ver and I went to Malate to meet Poochie and Posh. They don't want me to stay at Gov so I could somehow, skip partee. But, they failed. I parteed, for seven straight days because of that night.

We were in a taxi, on our way to Malate. We saw this very huge Bench billboard with a curvacious female model with underwears only on. And, we can't help but notice it. Gays, appreciate females too, but they don't lust over them... please.

Then, Erick asked, "Sino yan?" Sounding as-a-matter-of-factly, Kuya Ver said, "Ah... yong sa Pussycat Dolls. Ano nga name niya? Ahh... Ruffa Mae." I said, unbelievable, Rufa Mae Quinto isn't a pussycat doll.

Then, we met Poochie and Posh at the O Bar. Of course, I have to introduce my company.

Poochie has this instinct to start or fill communication gaps everytime I'm with a new company. So he asked Erick, "San ka nagwowork?" And Erick replied seemingly uninterested, "St. Lukes." And, Posh, who by that night asked me who is the cute guy I'm with, who is Erick, quickly interrupted and said, "Ano yong St. Lukes?" Then Poochie said... "St. Luke's, plural form ng Luke." His face went blank. It seems like his holding an amountful of air inside his chest, and his cheeks inflated, then blurted into boister. He realized what he just said.

In another occasion, my ever Kuya Ver, inside Club Government, asked me to buy him adrenaline. I was going to buy my beer then, and on my way to the bar. So, I ordered one Strong Ice and one Adrenaline. The waiter has no idea what is adrenaline. Then, I sensed... "Kuya Ver, gusto mo ba yong beer na pula?" I bellowed. And with light expression of astonishment on his face, he said, "Oo!" Then I ordered, two Strong Ice with grenadine.

Remember those inday jokes? My friend, Rhona has another version of the "only Belo touches my skin" thing. Sa inday joke, Inday said, "Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?" While, Rhona said... "Only Belo touches my skin, who are you?" Taray ng bakla!