Gay Travel

Kulang na ba talaga ako sa pansin? O, gawa nalang ng sobrang kabagotan sa trabaho?

Linggo ng gabi, well Monday morning, Sunday night production, so what do you expect? Although, I feel extraordinarily lazy to take that one remaining call in the queue, after a 45-minute call. I may have just gotten super bored or was I just thirsty for attention, thinking that people might rate me Hot or Baby-faced over this silly carimuka.com. I was so disappointed of myself after I uploaded my own photo, and mind you added it in my favorites. Shame on me!

PAUNAWA: Hindi po ako ang nasa litrato. (I'm not the one in the picture.)

What's more funny, I did not realize the big humiliation I just made until I think rated more than 10 scary or funny or rebel or other, sorry, but I'll say pathetic, well kinda (everyone is entitled of their own opinion, right? so, forgive me. anyways, I am one of you already.) shots. Sad face, for being arrogant!

But, just in case I could bring you into it too, check this out!

http://www.carimuka.com

Did you upload yours too?

These are some of the words, which you might have found confusing in my blogs. So, let me educate you a little and enjoy!

atashi, akez, akizm (pronoun) - equivalent to tagalog word, ako or akin.
ex. Maganda ba atashi?
normi: Maganda ba ako?

balur (noun) - it means, house.
ex. Nandito lang akez sa balur kez.
normi: Nandito lang ako sa bahay ko.

bengga, vengga (adjective) - equivalent to tagalog expression, bongga.
ex. Mataas ka ba? Vengga!
former: Mataas ka ba? Bongga!

bilat, bilatsi (adjective) - it means, female.
ex. Bilat ba ang friend mo, parang beki?
normi: Babae ba ang friend mo, parang bakla?

er or ers (interjection) - used as a filler.
ex. Baket panget ka ers?
normi: Baket panget ka?

ketay (noun) - it means, cell phone.
ex. Ketay mey?
normi: Cell phone mo?

mareng (pronoun) - a chavacano term for male homosexual.
ex. Mareng! Mareng!

• only a few knows why this is the example.

mey (pronoun) - equivalent to tagalog word, mo.
ex. Balur mey?
normi: Bahay mo?

shobley, torvs, torva (noun) - it means, pill or tablet; ecsatcy.
ex. Anong available na shobley ers?
normi: Anong available na tab?

wiz, wizel, wit (adjective) - it means, no, nothing or never.
ex. Bakla ka ba? Wiz!
normi: Bakla ka ba? No!

-ness (suffix) - used as suffix to a word, to achieve a gay sound.
ex. Kalokaness
normi: Kaloka

-y or -ey (suffeix) - used as suffix, sometimes replacing the last letter or last two letters of a word, to achieve a gay sound.
ex. Aney?
normi: Ano

-ng (suffix) - same as above, sometimes preceded with a vowel when suffixed with a word.
ex. Getsing? or Getsong?
normi: Gets?

Ano ney? Getsong ers? Wizel na commentness, akizm akizm lang itey ers.

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Alam niyo bang last night, wala kameng kapera-pera ng asawa ko? As in P30.00 na lang. Syempre, mej napraning atashi. Nagising ako, alas onse ng gabi at gutom. Wala na kaming potable water, may rice na tira from agahan, at tulog na tulog si Mareng (pseudonym ng asawa atashi). Naghintay pa ako ng ilang oras sakaling magising ang asawa kez, pero wiz, wizel siya nagising.

Chi-neck ko ang wallet kez at wallet niya, at P30.00 lang talaga ang pera namen. Sabi niya, may P500.00 daw kaming makukuha that night from his friend. But wizel reply and bilatsi niyang friend.

So I said, I need to be resourceful myself. Naguguluhan ako kung water ba ang ibibili ko sa okani or ulam? Hmm... hanggang sa tinodo ko na ang pagtitipidness, hinalukay ko ang aming maliit na food keeper and I found 2 zham-pongs. Then I recalled, sa probinsya inuulam ko ang noodles, so I said gagawin kong ulam ang zham-pong. So, nagpakulo ako ng water using our Black and Decker rice cooker, at dinamihan ko na para mainon namin. Solve.

I decided to text some friends, I texted a few but only one replied. Wala din daw siyang pera. The others, didn't at all care to reply. So, I texted my mom, I said babayaran ko ng 5 folds at sa awa ng Diyos pinadalhan niya ako ng pera through LBC. And I got the money in the morning.

Yong asawa ko sosyal, bumili siya ng coke out of the P30.00 kasi daw walang tubig, dalawang tuyo at isang tinapa (smoked fish) for our breakfast. At ang kanin, yong tira from yesterday's breakfast pa din. Bengga di ba?

The best part? I didn't panic at all. Knowing the friends, at least the friends I know are my friends, I feel secured, and seeing my baby with me, I feel even more secured. A big difference from being strangled in your addict world than living in the normi world. And, indeed, a big difference LOVE can do.

Kamusta mga constituents? As if, may nagbabasa ng blog kez. Hehe! Matagal-tagal din akong nawa-i, at napakarameng nangyare sa life atashi. So many changes, and I'm glad to say that most of these changes are for good. I have known new people, reunited with some, and at least greeted some of those I had, not necessarily fight, but I think, caused me trouble. But the best part is, now I have a boyfriend. Somebody I can be very proud of, somebody I feel very secure with and somebody I so love.

Na-rehab daw atashi? Wiz. Chaka ng chika. Maanda?

No. I was in an in house for 7 straight days. Kaloka! 4 hours of sleep a day, 1 meal a day, 2 to 3 tabs a day and kets, from Friday night to Thrusday night. We rested came the next Friday, watched movie and starbucks, Gov on Saturday and another in house until Sunday evening. Ngarag! Ever ngisay and bangungot!

Tingnan mo ako now. Kalansay. Para akong hinugot sa pansyon. Chaka. Scary.

Akala ko noon, simpleng probinsiyano lang ako. Nasalta sa Makati, natutong mag-ayos ng konti, gumimik, uminon to the max, yosi, droga and yon na! But NO!

Sabi nga ni Ate Pooch, I belong in the D-list status quo. 'Syal di ba? Marami kasi siyang alam, a.k.a. MKA! (Marame Kang Alam!) Tseh!

Pero honestly, I didn't expect that famous people could lay their interest on me. I wanna tell a story from a not so distant past.

I'll tell a story about Tim Lee Kim. Tim Lee Kim is a part-time owner of a famous gay club around the metro. Let's call it, Club Gay. This is where gays, discreet gays, transvestites, even straight men and women go who has this sosyal-ako-di-ako-nag-be-bed air, and a slight cheap-ang-Malate mentality. But I have friends there, so I love it. I go there almost three times a week. 'Syal (nasally said)!

Isang beses, habang umaamats ako sa smoking area ng Club Gay, siyempre, silent mode ako, ewan ko ba, minsan may mga shobley na tinatanggal sa katawan ko ang social skills ko. Shet! Nang, may bigla akong napansin sa likuran ko. I sensed, isang mama, matipuno ang katawan, may dalang wine glass at naka sleeveless shirt na red. I checked him out, and it was Tim Lee Kim. And he quickly made that disticnt expression in his face. He is like twitching his mouth down right, and his browse up to his hairline and crumples his forehead, and still looks japanese. Sabay bati, "Ang taas-taas mo na naman... hmp!" Exclaiming disappointed but I really did not care. Shet! Babasagin na naman ako neto.

He seated next to me, and my eyes closed. My ESP tells me that Tim Lee Kim is making that face again and staring at how I enjoy my hit. Ang chaka! Sabay sabe, "Baket di ka nalang kasi gumaya saken, alcoholic lang?" And, I said to myself, "Tseh! Alcoholic din ako!"

Hindi nakuntento ang lola mo, hinila niya ako sa labas ng smoking area kasi ipapakilala daw niya ako sa buong Club Gay. Heller! Friends ko na kaya yan sila. Then he loudly called the attention of everyone in the second floor.

"CHILDRENNNN!!! HEAR YOUR MOTHERRRRR!!!"
"CHILDRENNN!!! MEET... YOUR FATHERRR!!!

Am sorry what now? Wala akong magawa kundi ngitian nalang silang lahat na mga childrennn ni motherrr. Mej di ko feel and eksena, pero ngiti lang, composure.

Then I said, "No!" Turo ko si Tim Lee Kim, "Mother," at tinuro ko naman sarili ko, "daughter." Sinimangutan lang ako. Although, basag na basag na ako. NaTY na ang P1,200.00 kong shobley. Sigh! Wink wink!